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The Workweek is Bullsh*t. So Is Your Boss.
Wear the Shirt That Says It for You.
Only Available Until 7/31!
The Clock Is Ticking. Your Burnout Has Never Looked Better.
The Toxic Productivity Collection is only here until 7/31.
Then it's gone like your last shred of motivation.
Wear your burnout like it matters.
You’ve been grinding. You’ve been coping. You’ve been professionally pretending everything’s fine.
This collection is for you — the high-functioning, emotionally dehydrated legends barely holding it together.
8 painfully accurate slogan tees.
All black. All blunt. All soft enough to cry in.
No clichés. No “Rise and Grind.”
Just deeply relatable anti-motivation printed on Bella + Canvas.
Toxic Productivity Sucks. These Shirts Don’t.
Snarky burnout merch for people who’ve had enough of hustle culture.
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Available until 7/31 only.
After that? They’re gone. Like your PTO.
Perfect for:
- Overthinkers
- Creatives on the edge
- Startup ghosts
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” and meant the opposite
Shop the drop. Spiral in style. Regret NOTHING.
This shirt speaks to my soul.
Definitely not my therapist
Therapist
