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Dogs Over People

Approved by dogs. Questioned by humans.

You trust your dog’s judgment more than most people’s opinions.
Fair. This collection is for loyalty, boundaries, and the quiet understanding that dogs are better company anyway.

If your dog likes you, you’re probably fine.
If they don’t — well, the shirt warned them.

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