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Socially Optional

Socially Optional

You don’t hate people.
You just don’t need them all the time.

Socially Optional is for the days you skip the invite, silence the group chat, and choose peace over participation. It’s not antisocial — it’s selective.

This collection is for introverts, recovering extroverts, and anyone who’s learned that solitude is a feature, not a flaw. You show up when it matters. You disappear when it doesn’t.

Wear it when you’re off the clock.
Wear it when you need space.
Wear it when “maybe next time” is the most honest answer you’ve got.

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