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Thought Merch is for the politically incorrect, the masters of sass, and anyone with an attitude. We sell all types of merch.

Burnout: the ultimate glow-down. But hey, fashion

Burnout: the ultimate glow-down.

But hey, fashion over feelings, right? At least your suffering matches the aesthetic.

Swipe for sadness. Buy the tee for vibes.

#AnxiousButMakeItFashion #ExhaustedInStyle #WearableMeltdown #CapitalismChic #BurnoutMerch

Welcome to management: same fear, bigger inbox. Y

Welcome to management: same fear, bigger inbox.

You're not leading — you're just the last one who didn't quit.

Congrats on climbing the ladder of dysfunction.

#BossEnergyButSad #MediocreLeadershipMoments #ManagementByVibes #PromotedToPanic

Your feedback matters. Sort of. Please take this

Your feedback matters. Sort of.

Please take this emotionally manipulative survey so we can claim we “listened” — and continue doing exactly what we were
going to do anyway.

Remember: there are no wrong answers, just ungrateful ones.

#SurveilledAndSilenced #FakeEmpathy #CorporateFeedbackLoop #HRGaslight #SmilingUnderDuress

You're not inspired. You're dehydrated and over-ca

You're not inspired. You're dehydrated and over-caffeinated and your brain is doing jazz hands.

That’s not a business plan — that’s espresso-induced optimism.

Tag a friend who thinks cold brew is a personality.

#LatteLies #CoffeeCultSurvivor #IGmemes #WorkingHardOrHardlyHallucinating #MentalHealthInDecline

Passion doesn’t pay rent. But go off, van Gogh.

Passion doesn’t pay rent.

But go off, van Gogh.

Nothing says “creative freedom” like crying in a drive-thru lane after selling one shirt.

#StarvingArtistStarterPack #AmbitionIsExpensive #DoWhatYouLoveAndSuffer #RentIsDue

Jeff has been “reviewing Q2 analytics” for 40

Jeff has been “reviewing Q2 analytics” for 40 minutes with his eyes closed.

Meanwhile, you're on your 3rd espresso and 2nd existential crisis.

Be more like Jeff. Or don’t. We’re not your manager.

#FakeEmailsRealFeelings #JeffIsMyHero #CorporateLarping #NotARealJob #WorkHumor #BurnoutChampions

Congrats! You've been noticed. Now stay late, work

Congrats! You've been noticed. Now stay late, work weekends, and die a little.

“Leadership potential” just means more work for the same pay.

If it smells like burnout and looks like a promotion... it's exposure.

#FreeLaborFlex #TheOvertimeOlympics #PaidInVibes #ThanklessAndThriving

Introducing mandatory joy! This week’s self-car

Introducing mandatory joy!

This week’s self-care program includes fake smiles, forced gratitude, and optional yoga you’re absolutely required to attend.

Mental health is important — just not as important as optics.

#WellnessWashing #PretendToThrive #WorkplaceTheatre #MandatoryMindfulness #HRPropaganda

Normalize being the worst at stuff. Go ahead. Be

Normalize being the worst at stuff.

Go ahead. Be terrible. Be cringe. Bomb that meeting. Flop that project. Character arcs don’t write themselves.

And if you can’t grow, rot dramatically.

Link in bio if your coping mechanism is online shopping.

#MainCharacterDisaster #FailForward #UnmotivatedAndThriving #OverachieverDropout #BurnoutCore #CapitalismCurses

Grind harder. Cry quieter. Your tears won’t bui

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