After Hours

For thoughts you keep off Slack.

You’re professional all day. You nod. You smile. You phrase things carefully. This collection is what happens when the work mask comes off.

After Hours is for the opinions you keep to yourself, the meetings that should’ve been emails, and the corporate optimism you no longer have the energy to fake.

Wear it after work.
Wear it on weekends.
Definitely don’t wear it to HR.