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Returns & Refunds
At Thought Merch, we proudly stand behind the quality, sarcasm, and psychological damage our shirts may (or may not) cause. That said, if for any reason you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, we offer a one-time, no-questions-asked return or exchange within thirty (30) calendar days of the delivery date.
Here’s the fine print (because lawyers like this stuff):
- Eligibility: To be eligible for a return or exchange, your item must be in its original, unworn condition (unless, of course, your disappointment is purely emotional). Returns that look like they’ve survived a bar fight or six hours of doomscrolling on the couch may be denied.
- Exclusions: We do not cover refunds due to buyer’s remorse related to realizing your sarcasm isn’t socially acceptable. That’s on you. Also, final sale items and mystery shirts are non-refundable (because, duh, they’re a mystery).
- Process: To initiate a return or exchange, contact us at hello@thoughtmerch.com with your order number and a brief (or brutally honest) explanation. Our team will respond faster than your manager cancels a meeting 5 minutes before it starts.
- Refunds: If approved, your refund will be issued to the original payment method within 5–10 business days, depending on how moody your bank is.
Basically: if you’re not happy, we’ll make it right. Life’s too short to wear shirts you hate.