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This isn't an argument... it's a tutorial on why I'm right t-shirt

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Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the grand unveiling of the ultimate wardrobe staple for the always-right, the never-wrong, and the masters of winning every debate: the "This isn't an argument... it's a tutorial on why I'm right" T-shirt. Forget about humble pie; this shirt serves up slices of truth with a side of smug satisfaction.

Tailored for the self-assured, the intellectuals, and the plain old know-it-alls, this T-shirt isn't just a piece of clothing—it's a statement. A declaration that debates with you aren't mere exchanges of words; they're educational sessions for the less informed. This tee is for those who view every disagreement not as a potential conflict but as a teachable moment, graciously offering enlightenment to those who dare challenge their vast knowledge.

Crafted from the finest cotton that whispers softly against your skin, "I'm always right," this shirt is designed to withstand the rigors of intense discussions, heated debates, and the occasional victory lap around your defeated opponents. The fabric is as resilient as your arguments, ensuring that both your points and your style remain sharp, no matter how long the tutorial lasts.

Perfect for family gatherings where Uncle Bob thinks he knows everything, for those delightful dinner debates where facts are optional (for everyone else), or for that special conference where your presentation turns into a why-you-should-just-listen-to-me-from-the-start workshop. The "This isn't an argument... it's a tutorial on why I'm right" T-shirt is your go-to attire.

So, adorn yourself in the garb of righteousness and prepare to educate the masses, one argument at a time. With this T-shirt, you're not just dressed to impress; you're dressed to profess, confess, and address the lesser informed with the grace and patience of a saint... with an ego. Let the world know: you don’t participate in arguments; you elevate them into learning opportunities. Because when you're involved, it's never just an argument; it's a masterclass in being right.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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This isn't an argument... it's a tutorial on why I'm right t-shirt


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