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Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. Punctuation saves lives. t-shirt

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Introducing the T-shirt that’s a literal life-saver: "Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. Punctuation saves lives." This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a public service announcement for the grammatically concerned citizens of the world, and a stylish defense against becoming dinner.

Crafted for the punctuation police, the grammar gurus, and anyone who’s ever had a heated debate over the Oxford comma at a dinner party, this T-shirt is your chance to wear your linguistic superiority with pride. It's perfect for those who understand the power of a well-placed comma, and for those who know that grammar isn’t just a set of rules; it’s a matter of life and death.

The "Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. Punctuation saves lives." tee is your armor in the silent war against those who dare to leave their commas at home. Made from 100% preshrunk, comma-appreciating cotton, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations, end arguments, and possibly save a grandparent or two.

Wear it to family dinners as a gentle reminder to your relatives about the importance of proofreading their texts. Slip it on before heading to your next book club meeting and watch as your fellow readers nod in solemn agreement. Or just wear it out in public to see who passes the test and shares a knowing smile.

So, if you're ready to stand up for the sanctity of sentence structure, the "Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. Punctuation saves lives." T-shirt isn’t just an option—it’s a calling. In a world where punctuation is often forgotten, misunderstood, or neglected, this shirt is a beacon of hope, a statement of truth, and a way to avoid accidentally suggesting cannibalism at your next family gathering. Wear it, and let the world know where you stand on the truly important issues.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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Let's eat grandma. Let's eat, grandma. Punctuation saves lives. t-shirt

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