If at first, you don't succeed... then skydiving is definitely not for you t-shirt
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Introducing the ultimate T-shirt for all the thrill-seekers turned couch potatoes out there – the "If at first, you don't succeed... then skydiving is definitely not for you" tee.
Let's face it, not everyone is cut out for the adrenaline-pumping, heart-stopping adventure of hurtling through the sky at terminal velocity. And that's okay! Because while some people are busy chasing their dreams, you'll be comfortably lounging in this shirt, sipping your coffee and contemplating why anyone would willingly jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Crafted from the softest cotton known to mankind, this shirt is as comforting as the thought of staying firmly planted on solid ground. With a design that screams "I prefer my feet firmly on the ground, thank you very much," you'll be the envy of all those daredevils who insist on tempting fate.
Wear it to your next family gathering and watch as your relatives marvel at your unmatched wisdom and keen sense of self-preservation. Because let's be real, who needs the rush of freefall when you've got the satisfaction of knowing you won't be spending your afternoon untangling yourself from a parachute?
So go ahead, embrace your inner realist with pride, because with this shirt, you're not just avoiding danger – you're making a fashion statement.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Let's face it, not everyone is cut out for the adrenaline-pumping, heart-stopping adventure of hurtling through the sky at terminal velocity. And that's okay! Because while some people are busy chasing their dreams, you'll be comfortably lounging in this shirt, sipping your coffee and contemplating why anyone would willingly jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Crafted from the softest cotton known to mankind, this shirt is as comforting as the thought of staying firmly planted on solid ground. With a design that screams "I prefer my feet firmly on the ground, thank you very much," you'll be the envy of all those daredevils who insist on tempting fate.
Wear it to your next family gathering and watch as your relatives marvel at your unmatched wisdom and keen sense of self-preservation. Because let's be real, who needs the rush of freefall when you've got the satisfaction of knowing you won't be spending your afternoon untangling yourself from a parachute?
So go ahead, embrace your inner realist with pride, because with this shirt, you're not just avoiding danger – you're making a fashion statement.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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If at first, you don't succeed... then skydiving is definitely not for you t-shirt