I make pour decisions t-shirt
$24.99 USD
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Introducing the ultimate uniform for wine enthusiasts, craft beer connoisseurs, and cocktail aficionados who live life one sip at a time: the "I make pour decisions" T-shirt. This isn't just a piece of fabric; it's a statement piece for those who approach their drink menus with more strategy than their life choices.
Crafted for the souls who believe a good pour can turn any day around, for those whose bartenders know more about their love lives than their therapists, and for the brave individuals who've ever thought, "A wine tasting at 10 a.m.? Why not?"—this T-shirt is your spirit animal, printed in 100% cotton.
The "I make pour decisions" tee comes with a built-in sense of humor, guaranteed to withstand judgmental looks from your morning barista when you order an Irish coffee on a Tuesday. It's scientifically designed to absorb the inevitable wine spills, beer splashes, and cocktail dribbles that come from making those pour decisions on a regular basis.
Slip this T-shirt on and become the walking, talking embodiment of every "It's five o'clock somewhere" joke ever told. It's not just an ice breaker; it's a reminder that life is too short for bad wine, cheap beer, or watered-down cocktails.
So, if you're ready to embrace your love for all things brewed, fermented, and distilled, the "I make pour decisions" T-shirt isn't just a choice—it's a lifestyle. Wear it proudly as you forge ahead on your quest to try every craft beer known to humanity, leave no vineyard unvisited, and never, ever order the house wine. Because in the grand scheme of things, aren't all decisions pour decisions if you're having enough fun?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Crafted for the souls who believe a good pour can turn any day around, for those whose bartenders know more about their love lives than their therapists, and for the brave individuals who've ever thought, "A wine tasting at 10 a.m.? Why not?"—this T-shirt is your spirit animal, printed in 100% cotton.
The "I make pour decisions" tee comes with a built-in sense of humor, guaranteed to withstand judgmental looks from your morning barista when you order an Irish coffee on a Tuesday. It's scientifically designed to absorb the inevitable wine spills, beer splashes, and cocktail dribbles that come from making those pour decisions on a regular basis.
Slip this T-shirt on and become the walking, talking embodiment of every "It's five o'clock somewhere" joke ever told. It's not just an ice breaker; it's a reminder that life is too short for bad wine, cheap beer, or watered-down cocktails.
So, if you're ready to embrace your love for all things brewed, fermented, and distilled, the "I make pour decisions" T-shirt isn't just a choice—it's a lifestyle. Wear it proudly as you forge ahead on your quest to try every craft beer known to humanity, leave no vineyard unvisited, and never, ever order the house wine. Because in the grand scheme of things, aren't all decisions pour decisions if you're having enough fun?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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I make pour decisions t-shirt