CEO: Chief Everything Officer t-shirt

Introducing the T-shirt that speaks to the soul of every self-made mogul, side-hustle superstar, and entrepreneurial warrior out there – the "CEO: Chief Everything Officer" tee. Because why settle for being the head of one department when you can be in charge of them all?

This isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a battle cry for the brave souls who've ever had to explain that, yes, running a small business means you're the head of marketing, finance, operations, and janitorial services, all before lunch. It's for the valiant hearts who understand that "multitasking" is not just a skill on their resume; it's their entire job description.

Crafted from the finest cotton that's as versatile as your job title, this T-shirt is perfect for those 16-hour days that blend into "Is it Saturday already?" With a design as straightforward as your business plan (make money, don't die), it's a must-have for anyone whose office attire includes wearing multiple hats, metaphorically and sometimes literally.

Let's face it: Being the CEO of your own life means you're also the head of troubleshooting, the director of snack procurement, and the lead coordinator of "Where did I put my phone?" meetings. This tee is your uniform as you juggle calls, emails, and the existential dread of yet another tax season spent googling what you can write off as a business expense.

So, if you're ready to embrace your role as the Chief Everything Officer, where your daily agenda includes everything from strategic planning to unclogging the printer, this T-shirt isn't just for you – it's about you. Wear it with pride, and let the world know that you're not just playing business; you're doing it all, one caffeine-fueled crisis at a time.

Remember, being a "CEO: Chief Everything Officer" isn't just a job; it's a lifestyle. And possibly a cry for help. But mostly, it's the most badass title you've ever had.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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