Move over, diamonds—there’s a real must-have accessory in town, and it clings to literally everything you own. That’s right, dog hair isn’t just a nuisance—it’s a fashion statement, a badge of honor, and a clear indicator that you have your priorities straight.

Some people leave the house covered in designer brands. You? You step out adorned in a fine layer of fur, courtesy of your four-legged personal stylist. It’s on your clothes, your couch, your car, and somehow, inside your morning coffee. (How? No one knows. It’s just the rule of dog ownership.) Lint rollers? Please. That’s quitters’ talk. You embrace the fluff because, at this point, it’s less of a problem and more of a personality trait.

This shirt is for every dog lover who’s given up on the idea of “pet hair-free” anything. It’s for those who laugh in the face of dark-colored clothing, accept that every hug leaves someone else looking like they own a dog too, and understand that dog hair is the one accessory that never goes out of style.

Key Features:
🐾 Premium Layer of Dog Hair (Eventually) – Just put it on and wait five minutes.
😏 Sassy & Honest – Because resisting the fur is futile.
🐶 Ultra-Comfy Fit – Perfect for collecting even more dog hair.
🚫 Lint Roller Not Included – But let’s be real, you weren’t going to use it anyway.

Wear this and let the world know you’ve embraced your destiny as a walking dog bed. If anyone dares to complain about a little fur, well… they’re clearly not your people. 🐕💅

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!