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Too Cold to Care t-shirt

$24.99

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Too Cold To Care Tee – The Official Uniform of Winter Moodiness

Winter hits, temperatures drop, and suddenly you are expected to keep caring about things. That is cute. This shirt delivers the truth you are already living. Once the weather hits “why is my face frozen,” your level of emotional investment plummets to absolute zero.

Introducing the Too Cold To Care tee, the perfect blend of frosty honesty and unbothered energy. The bold distressed lettering sits among floating snowflakes, which is poetic because everything around you is melting down while you are simply refusing to. This is winter realism at its finest.

Wear it when you are:
• Standing outside pretending you do not regret leaving the house
• Listening to someone complain about the cold like you can fix the weather
• Dodging holiday drama with the speed of a penguin on ice
• Drinking hot cocoa and actively ignoring your responsibilities
• Giving the world your seasonal personality upgrade, also known as “nope”

Soft, comfy, and perfect for layering, this tee supports your seasonal attitude shift with style. Forget warm and fuzzy vibes. You are icy, tired, and not emotionally available until spring.

Own it with pride. It is not that you do not care. It is simply too cold to try.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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