Suck at Something Today. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt

Let’s be real — growth is just embarrassment you survived.
And today? You’re gonna do something cringe on purpose.

This shirt is for the recovering perfectionist who finally realized that being bad at things is the gateway drug to being interesting.
You’re tired of pretending everything you touch turns to gold. Sometimes it turns to garbage. Sometimes it turns into a personality.

And that’s okay.
You’re building character — or trauma. It’s a fine line and this shirt doesn’t care which side you land on.

You’ve been through it:

• Avoided trying something new because… ew, failure
• Apologized for existing in a beginner phase
• Called yourself “bad at this” and laughed nervously for 45 minutes

Enough.
This shirt gets it. You’re going to suck at things — and it’s about damn time.

Wear it when you need a reminder that nobody’s judging you as hard as you’re judging yourself.
It’s wearable proof that effort matters more than elegance — and failure can be kind of hot.

This isn’t for people who play it cool.
It’s for the bold, messy, vulnerable weirdos who know that sucking is the first step toward slaying.

Basic Info:

• Unisex Staple T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas (3001)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft enough to cry into)
• Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk, ethically produced
• True to size — fits self-loathing and self-love equally
• Printed in white on black — dramatic, like your ego mid-failure

Who’s It For?

• Creators with abandoned drafts
• Founders who launched before they were “ready”
• People trying things without being good at them (so, everyone?)
• Anyone who’s ever said “I’m bad at this” and kept going anyway

Laundry Care:

• Wash in cold water, like your reception at networking events
• Tumble dry low, like your self-esteem on launch day
• Do not bleach, unless it’s a metaphor for rebirth

This is your uniform for showing up, shutting down…
And looking incredible while doing both.
It’s self-expression for the emotionally allergic.
It’s fashion for people whose favorite hobby is overfunctioning in front of strangers.