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Life’s got a backbone. Yours just happens to sound like a guitar.

Strings of Life t-shirt

$24.99

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The Strings of Life Logo Tee is where music meets mortality (in the best way possible). This clever design turns your spine into a fretboard—because let’s face it, your vertebrae have been carrying the weight of your questionable life choices longer than your guitar ever has. It’s a shirt for anyone who knows that rock and roll doesn’t have an expiration date, even if your knees disagree.

Why’s it great? Because it doesn’t just scream “I play guitar”—it whispers “I’m still standing, still shredding, and maybe still popping Advil like guitar picks.” Whether you’re a weekend strummer, a lifelong gig warrior, or just someone who appreciates a design that’s equal parts edgy and ironic, this tee hits the right chord.

And the sarcasm? Built-in. You can wear this to your jam session, your yoga class, or the grocery store where you’ll inevitably run into that neighbor who thinks you’ve “slowed down.” Joke’s on them—you’ve still got riffs left, and now you’ve got the shirt to prove it.

Now let’s talk quality (because a clever design means nothing if the shirt feels like sandpaper). This Bella + Canvas 3001 shirt is made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—translation: it’s ridiculously soft, lightweight without being flimsy, and pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you in the wash. The side-seamed construction keeps the fit flattering on literally everyone, while the shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds just enough durability to survive both laundry day and life’s curveballs.

Fabric weight clocks in at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), which is tech-speak for “it’s breathable enough for summer gigs but still sturdy enough to layer under a hoodie when the weather turns.” Each blank is ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US—because global supply chains should support real people, not just profits.

Bottom line: this isn’t just a shirt. It’s your new uniform for staying loud, proud, and just sarcastic enough to keep people guessing.

Hit “add to cart” now—because if your back’s going to hurt anyway, you might as well look good while it does.

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