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Santa’s Favorite Introvert t-shirt
$24.99
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Festive, Quiet, and Ready to Go Home
Not everyone is out here jingling bells and singing carols at full volume. Some of us are just trying to survive December without being dragged into twelve different gatherings that all could have been emails. This Santa’s Favorite Introvert tee is for the holiday hero who brings peace on earth by staying in their lane and minding their own business.
The design says it all. The tired half lidded eyes. The blanket shaped silhouette. The vibe of someone who showed up to the party only because they were promised snacks. And above it all, the proudly displayed title of Santa’s Favorite Introvert, because even the big guy knows the holiday season needs at least one person who is not causing chaos.
Wear it when you are:
• Attending a holiday event against your will
• Hiding in a corner pretending to check your phone
• Dodging carolers like they are street performers who got too close
• Wrapping gifts in complete silence because that is your happy place
• Comfortably declining every invitation that includes the words “group activity”
This tee is soft, comfy, and perfect for layering under hoodies so you can disappear socially and emotionally at the same time. The message is honest. The mood is relatable. The energy is peak introvert with a sprinkle of seasonal spirit.
Claim your title and protect your peace.
Santa sees you. Santa gets you. Santa knows you need to recharge.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
