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Santa’s Favorite Bad Influence t-shirt

$24.99

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The Shirt for the Festive Trouble Maker

Every year Santa checks his list. Every year he finds your name. Not because you have been good. Not because you have been bad. But because you are the reason the elves double check the fire extinguishers.

This Santa’s Favorite Bad Influence tee is for the person who brings just the right amount of chaos to the holiday season. The fun kind of chaos. The kind that makes Santa laugh so hard he spills his cocoa. The candy cane hat perched on the S is basically a warning label. The playful lettering tells the world you are the friend who encourages questionable choices and unforgettable memories.

This tee is perfect for:
• The one who spikes the eggnog and denies everything
• Holiday parties where you show up cute, loud, and ready to start something
• Matching with the friend who is absolutely getting coal this year
• Reminding everyone that being an angel is overrated
• Creating holiday mischief that will get retold for the next five Christmases

Soft, comfortable, and ideal for any event where your personality shines brighter than the tree. The design captures the perfect blend of festive and reckless. You are not the bad guy. You are the fun guy. Santa knows it. We know it. The world might as well know it too.

Make the holidays interesting. Wear the title proudly. Santa would want that.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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