Introducing the ultimate souvenir from the city of lights, love, and life lessons learned the hard way: the “Only in Vegas. Married, divorced, and lost ten pounds in one night” T-shirt. This isn’t just a T-shirt; it’s a trophy, a testament to survival, and a reminder of that one night in Vegas that you’ll either never forget or spend a lifetime trying to remember.

Crafted for the spontaneous, the adventurous, and the ones who understand that what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas—sometimes it follows you home, along with a hangover and a mysterious marriage certificate. This tee is your badge of honor, your storytelling starter, and your cautionary tale, all rolled into one stylish package.

Made from 100% regret-free cotton (the hangover and bad decisions are your own), this shirt is as comfortable as it is conversation-starting. It’s perfect for those days when you’re feeling a little too domesticated and need to remind yourself of your wild side. Or, wear it to family gatherings to silence nosy relatives with a visual representation of your commitment to living life on the edge.

Whether you’re the life of the party or the cautionary tale, the “Only in Vegas. Married, divorced, and lost ten pounds in one night” T-shirt is your new best friend. It’s a wearable reminder that some nights are so epic, so transformative, they can only be summed up on a T-shirt. Because in Vegas, the stakes are high, but the stories are priceless.

So go ahead, relive the glory (or the horror) of that unforgettable night with a T-shirt that says it all. Because let’s face it, sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes it gives you an impromptu wedding ceremony, a speedy annulment, and a diet plan you never signed up for. Only in Vegas, baby. Only in Vegas.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!