No Pressure… | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt

Let’s be real — you’re juggling deadlines, expectations, generational trauma, and that one email that’s been sitting in your inbox since Tuesday.

But sure.
No pressure.

This shirt is for the over-performers running on caffeine and existential dread.
You act chill. You answer calmly. Meanwhile your internal monologue is just a never-ending siren blaring “don’t screw this up.”

You’ve been here:

• Smiling on Zoom while your eye twitches
• Making one small mistake and immediately planning for bankruptcy
• Writing “no worries if not!” in emails that took four hours to compose

This shirt gets it. There’s no chill when you’ve bet your entire self-worth on a task list.
But at least you can look amazing while spiraling.

Wear it when you need to say “this is fine” but your shirt screams “no it isn’t.”
It’s fashion for people who emotionally combust with style.

This isn’t for people who thrive under pressure.
It’s for the ones who look like they do — but actually just sweat discreetly.

Basic Info:

• Unisex Staple T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas (3001)
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (like your dreams: soft but fraying)
• Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk, ethically sourced
• True to size — fits unrealistic expectations with ease
• Printed in white on black — the official colorway of internalized stress

Who’s It For?

• People who write “as per my last email” and then cry
• High-functioning humans barely holding it together
• Goal-chasers who thought “grind culture” sounded sexy in 2016
• Anyone who’s ever said “I got this” while their soul levitated

Laundry Care:

• Wash in cold water, like your office air conditioning
• Tumble dry low, like your sense of calm
• Do not bleach, unless your goals include emotional transparency

This is your uniform for showing up, shutting down…
And looking incredible while doing both.
It’s self-expression for the emotionally allergic.
It’s fashion for people whose favorite hobby is overfunctioning in front of strangers.