Let’s face it—life is a hot mess. Bills? Overdue. Work? Soul-crushing. People? Annoying. But you know what makes it all barely tolerable? A dog.

Think about it: dogs don’t cancel plans last minute. They don’t send passive-aggressive “per my last email” messages. They don’t judge you for binge-watching an entire season of trash TV in one sitting. Nope—dogs are just pure happiness wrapped in fur and fueled by treats.

Having a bad day? Your dog doesn’t care that you bombed that meeting or sent a text to the wrong person. They still think you’re the greatest human to ever walk the earth. Meanwhile, humans? They’ll let you down. But a dog? A dog will literally throw a party every time you walk through the door.

This shirt is for those who’ve cracked the code—life is ruff, but dogs make it so much better. It’s for the ones who know that the best cure for stress isn’t meditation or journaling… it’s getting a dog, letting them take over your entire life, and accepting that you’ll never eat a snack in peace again.

Key Features:
🐶 Truth Bomb on a T-Shirt – Because life is ruff, and the solution is obvious.
😏 Witty & Straight to the Point – No unnecessary self-help books needed.
🐾 Soft Enough for Dog Cuddles – Because what else matters?
🚀 Guaranteed Mood Booster – Both the shirt and the dog, obviously.

Wear this and watch as fellow dog lovers nod in agreement while stressed-out non-dog owners reevaluate their life choices. Get a dog. Get this shirt. And start living the only way that makes sense. 🐕💅

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!