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Jollier Than My Therapist Expected t-shirt

$24.99

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Holiday Cheer with a Side of Emotional Plot Twist

Some people enter the holiday season glowing with wholesome joy. The rest of us enter like a walking red flag wrapped in tinsel, shocking friends, family, and medical professionals everywhere by somehow managing to be in a suspiciously good mood.

This shirt celebrates that miracle.
The Jollier Than My Therapist Expected tee captures the essence of surprising personal growth mixed with the faint possibility that it might simply be caffeine and denial. The candy cane lettering screams festive enthusiasm. The oversized bold fonts scream someone who has been through things. Together they create the perfect holiday vibe.

Wear it when you want to communicate:
• I am doing better than expected and no one is more confused than me
• My therapist deserves a medal for this turnaround
• Seasonal depression is trying its best but I am trying harder
• Holiday chaos cannot break me because I am already cracked
• I am thriving today and tomorrow is none of my business

This tee is soft, comfortable, and perfect for holiday parties, shopping marathons, office gatherings, and every moment where you want people to wonder if you are actually okay. You might be. You might not be. The mystery is part of the fun.

Celebrate your unexpected holly jolly era.
You earned it, your therapist earned it, and this shirt is ready to document the journey.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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