Tired of pretending to be a beacon of kindness all year round just to make it onto the nice list? Well, we’ve got the perfect T-shirt for you, my fellow holiday hustler! Say it loud and proud with our “I’m Only Nice When I Want Presents” tee – it’s your holiday season honesty in fabric form.

Forget about sugar and spice and all things nice; this shirt is all about embracing your inner holiday rebel. Who needs to be on their best behavior when you can wear your true intentions on your chest? With this sassy T-shirt, you’ll be the talk of the holiday party circuit, and you’ll never be accused of false advertising again.

Santa Baby, slip a sassy tee under the tree, for me! Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting it to a kindred spirit who shares your present-focused philosophy, this shirt is the gift that keeps on giving (or taking). It’s a wearable confession that’s bound to make everyone giggle, and maybe even raise a few eyebrows.

Crafted with the softest cotton blend known to humankind (and possibly elves), this shirt will have you feeling as cozy as a pile of unwrapped gifts. Available in various sizes, it’s perfect for anyone who believes that “nice” is just a relative term.

So, why wait for the presents to roll in? Grab your “I’m Only Nice When I Want Presents” T-shirt today and let the world know that your niceness comes with an asterisk. After all, ’tis the season to be sassy!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!