Introducing our ‘I don’t have the time or crayons to explain it to you’ T-shirt – because life’s too short to waste crayons on the perplexed.

Wearing this tee is like boldly declaring, ‘If you’re looking for a kindergarten-level explanation, you’re in the wrong classroom.’ It’s your stylish way of saying, ‘My patience might be running on empty, but my wit is on a full tank.’ Let your shirt be the ‘adults only’ sign for your conversations!

Crafted with the comfiest materials and a generous splash of sarcasm, this shirt is as comfortable as it is brutally straightforward. The print is an artful representation of your ‘no-nonsense’ attitude, designed to withstand bewildered expressions and the occasional ‘Can you break it down for me?’ requests.

Whether you’re tackling complex problems, navigating through mind-boggling conversations, or just making a statement about your tolerance levels, this tee is your intellectual armor. It’s not just clothing; it’s your declaration of ‘I’m not here to spell it out’ – a message that says, ‘If you can’t keep up, that’s your homework, not mine.’

So, grab your ‘I don’t have the time or crayons to explain it to you’ T-shirt and let your attire do the talking. It’s not just fashion; it’s your sassy encyclopedia for the uninformed. Wear it with pride and remind everyone that when it comes to explanations, crayons are strictly off the table.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!