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I Do It For The Ho’s t-shirt

$24.99

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Santa’s Spiciest Holiday Energy
This is not your grandma’s Christmas shirt. This is the shirt Santa wears on his night off while he is cruising in sunglasses, puffing on a cigar, and living his best unapologetic life. The I Do It For The Ho’s tee is bold, cheeky, and ready to steal the spotlight at every holiday party, ugly sweater night, and office gathering you probably should not wear it to but absolutely will.
The design features a too cool Santa rocking shades and a whole attitude. He is the holiday icon who knows exactly why he does what he does, and he is not shy about it. The playful lettering delivers the joke with perfect clarity. The vibe says I am festive but also slightly unhinged.
Wear it when you are:
• Feeling extra chaotic at a holiday party
• Trying to distract your family from asking personal questions
• Doing shots with your friends while Santa looks on proudly
• Giving the gift of laughter and mild discomfort
• Ready to be the reason HR updates the dress code
This tee is soft, comfortable, and perfect for anyone who likes their holiday humor with a little edge. It is festive, funny, and exactly the kind of energy December deserves.
Spread cheer. Spread chaos. Wear the shirt.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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