I didn’t do nuthin’ t-shirt

The Official Uniform of the Totally Innocent

Oh, the classics never go out of style. Shakespeare had “To be or not to be.” The Founding Fathers had “We the People.” And America’s finest viral bodycam stars? They gave us the immortal, “I Didn’t Do Nuthin’.”

This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a statement piece. A wearable tribute to every internet-famous suspect who, against all odds and overwhelming evidence, maintains they are completely, 100% innocent. The dashcam says otherwise. The convenience store footage says otherwise. The officer’s bodycam says otherwise. But hey—why let facts get in the way of a good catchphrase?

If you’ve ever found yourself binge-watching those glorious YouTube rabbit holes of police chase compilations, late-night reality cop shows, or security footage breakdowns, this shirt will speak to your soul. You know the type: sprinting like an Olympian away from flashing lights, getting tackled into a bush, and still insisting they “didn’t do nuthin’.” It’s pure comedy gold—and now it’s cotton gold too.

Wear it to family BBQs. Wear it to court dates. Wear it when your friend accuses you of eating the last slice of pizza (and, of course, you “didn’t do nuthin’”). This T-shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a social experiment in sarcasm.

We’ve made it so comfortable, even the most suspicious character would confess just to get one:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – softer than the excuses you’re about to hear.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – light enough to run in, should the need arise.
• Pre-shrunk fabric – won’t shrink, no matter how hot the situation gets.
• Side-seamed construction – keeps its shape even if your story doesn’t.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built to withstand hours of “telling your side.”
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US – printed by us, designed for troublemakers, smartasses, and reality TV enthusiasts alike.

Perfect gift for true crime junkies, internet meme collectors, cop show fanatics, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor. Throw it on, and prepare for knowing smirks from everyone who’s ever watched an “I Didn’t Do Nuthin’” legend unfold.

Because let’s be real: sometimes, the funniest thing you can wear is the truth… disguised as a lie.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!