Move in silence. Break down in style.
This black tee is soft, savage, and extremely not okay.
Warning: may cause emotional oversharing in public restrooms.
Hustle in Silence. Cry in Public. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
$24.99
Let’s be real — this isn’t your first emotional breakdown.
It’s just the first one you’ve had in a nice shirt.
You didn’t come here for vibes. You came here because someone told you to “just keep pushing” and now your frontal lobe is filing for divorce.
This shirt is your armor for the emotional battlefield of being “fine.”
It’s not just soft — it’s silently screaming. A uniform for overachievers who cry on mute, overthink in Canva, and casually spiral between calendar blocks.
You’ve done the work:
- That one productivity course from a guy named Trevor
- Journaling “gratitude” while dissociating
- A therapy session where you said “I’m just tired” 14 times
And yet, here you are:
Crushing it externally. Imploding internally.
This shirt gets it. You hustle in silence. You cry in public. Welcome home.
Wear it when you want the world to know you’re booked, busy, and one Slack message away from emotionally combusting.
It’s not merch — it’s a red flag in wearable form.
This isn’t for the “good vibes only” crowd.
It’s for the people who show up, shut up, and break down in department store bathrooms like professionals.
Basic Info:
- Unisex Staple T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas (3001)
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (translation: like emotional damage, but soft)
- Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk, ethically made
- True to size — fits burnout, breakdowns, and bad decisions
- Printed in white on black — like your soul on a Monday
Who’s It For?
- Freelancers with six jobs and one functioning emotion
- Corporate rebels with anxiety spreadsheets
- Founders giving TED Talks on autopilot
- Anyone who’s ever cried mid-commute and called it “a reset”
Laundry Care:
- Wash in cold water, like your therapist’s tone
- Tumble dry low, like your sense of self-worth
- Do not bleach unless spiritually necessary
This is your uniform for showing up, shutting down…
And looking incredible while doing both.
It’s self-expression for the emotionally allergic.
It’s fashion for people whose favorite hobby is overfunctioning in front of strangers.