Holiday Fuel: Sugar and Caffeine t-shirt

Welcome to the time of year where your entire personality is held together by peppermint mochas, questionable sleep cycles, and a heroic amount of sugar. This Holiday Fuel tee exists for the people who are running on vibes, cookies, and the kind of caffeine intake that would concern a doctor.

The elegant lettering is giving winter whimsy. The green banner is giving seasonal energy. The message is giving pure honesty. This is the shirt for everyone who knows the holidays require more stamina than a marathon and more sugar than a toddler’s birthday party.

Wear it when you are:
• Wrapping gifts at 2 a.m. and pretending it is relaxing
• Chugging coffee while smiling through family dysfunction
• Baking twelve batches of cookies for no reason other than panic
• Staring at your holiday to do list and choosing caffeine instead
• Trying to look festive while the only thing keeping you upright is pure glucose

This tee is soft, comfy, and perfect for layering under sweaters when you want the world to know your holiday spirit is chemically supported. It is the winter badge of honor for anyone who thrives on seasonal chaos and sugar highs.

Celebrate the season with honesty. Fuel up. Wear the shirt.
Because without sugar and caffeine, the holidays would not stand a chance.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!