Work now, spiral later.
This black burnout-core tee lets the world know you’re productive, bitter…
…and dangerously close to writing a resignation letter in Comic Sans.

Grind Now. Complain Forever. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt

$24.99

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Let’s be real — you didn’t come here for inspiration.
You came here because your to-do list has its own trauma, and you needed someone to validate the fact that yes, working hard all the time is ruining your personality.

This shirt is for the emotionally constipated overachiever who powers through — then makes it everyone’s problem later.
It’s a wearable cycle of internalized pressure, public composure, and passive-aggressive venting sessions three days after the fact.

You’ve done the work:

  • Canceled plans to “get ahead”
  • Said yes when your soul screamed “please no”
  • Had your therapist say, “Interesting…” while taking notes furiously

And what’s the result?
Productivity. Followed by rage.
This shirt gets it. You grind now. You complain forever. Welcome to the loop.

Wear it when you’re tired of pretending this lifestyle is sustainable — but still too anxious to rest.
It’s a badge of honor for those who confuse exhaustion with achievement.

This isn’t for people who believe in balance.
It’s for the ones who peak at burnout and treat complaining like cardio.

Basic Info:

  • Unisex Staple T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas (3001)
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft, like your resolve at 2AM)
  • Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk, ethically sourced
  • True to size — fits Type A personalities and their suppressed rage
  • White print on black — because your emotions need contrast

Who’s It For?

  • Founders who use Slack like a stress diary
  • Creatives who monetize every breakdown
  • High-functioning professionals with rage hobbies
  • Anyone who’s ever said “it’s fine” through clenched teeth

Laundry Care:

  • Wash in cold water, like your reaction to compliments
  • Tumble dry low, like your inner voice
  • Do not bleach unless you want it to look as drained as you feel

This is your uniform for showing up, shutting down…
And looking incredible while doing both.
It’s self-expression for the emotionally allergic.
It’s fashion for people whose favorite hobby is overfunctioning in front of strangers.

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