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Fa La Freakin La t-shirt

$24.99

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The Anthem of Holiday Over-It Energy

Some people glide into December humming carols like they are the main character in a Hallmark movie. The rest of us walk into the season with caffeine, exhaustion, and a smile that says please do not ask me to sing anything cheerful. This Fa La Freakin La tee is the battle cry for anyone who has reached their emotional limit with holiday music but is still trying to appear festive enough to avoid judgment.

The playful musical notes keep it cute. The bold Freakin in the center keeps it honest. This design perfectly balances seasonal cheer with the very real urge to tell every caroler to please calm down. It is relatable. It is dramatic. It is the entire December mood in shirt form.

Wear it when you are:
• Hearing the same holiday song for the ninth time before noon
• Singing along in your car even though you are annoyed about it
• Wrapping presents while muttering choice words under your breath
• Surviving retail shopping like a warrior
• Showing up to holiday events with the enthusiasm of a tired Christmas tree

This tee is soft, comfortable, and ideal for layering under sweaters so you can adjust your level of cheer based on the room. It works for parties, concerts, school events, Zoom calls, and any situation where you need people to know your holiday spirit is hanging on by a single ornament.

Celebrate the season with honesty and a soundtrack of fed up festive energy.
Wear the shirt. Feel the mood. Sing it anyway. Fa La Freakin La.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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