Oh, darling executives, we’ve got just the tee for you! Introducing our latest masterpiece, the “Executives often make bad decisions because they don’t know what’s going on in their own company.” T-shirt! Because why settle for subtlety when you can wear your corporate critique right on your chest?

Crafted from the finest cotton blend, this shirt isn’t just a fashion statement, it’s a manifesto. Let the world know that you’re not just another cog in the machine; you’re the cog that knows where all the other cogs are supposed to go!

Wear it to your next board meeting and watch as jaws drop and eyebrows raise. Is it a fashion statement? Is it a subtle hint to your superiors? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure: you’ll be the talk of the water cooler for weeks to come.

So go ahead, show the world that you’re not afraid to call out the bigwigs. After all, if they can’t take a little sarcasm, maybe they should reconsider those corner office decisions, hmm?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!