Ladies and gentlemen, canine enthusiasts, and people-avoidance champions, feast your eyes on the T-shirt that perfectly encapsulates life’s most profound truth: “DOGS because people suck.” Because let’s be real, who needs the drama of human interaction when you can have the unwavering loyalty of a furry friend?

Imagine this: You, strolling down the street, proudly sporting this shirt like a bold proclamation to the world. It’s not just a garment; it’s a manifesto, an ode to the simplicity of canine companionship in a world full of questionable choices made by fellow humans.

“Dogs because people suck.” – the ultimate declaration of allegiance to the four-legged, tail-wagging therapists who never judge, never betray, and never talk back (unless you count the occasional bark). It’s not just a shirt; it’s a canine love letter.

But let’s not forget the practical side of things. Tired of small talk? “Dogs because people suck.” Sick of office politics? “Dogs because people suck.” It’s not just a fashion statement; it’s a lifestyle choice, a reminder that sometimes the most meaningful connections have fur and a wet nose.

So, why deal with the unpredictability of human interactions when you can wrap yourself in the comforting embrace of this shirt? Let the world know that you’ve got your priorities straight, and it involves embracing the unconditional love and loyalty of our furry companions. It’s not just a T-shirt; it’s a canine manifesto for a people-suck-free life.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!