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Black Friday Survivor t-shirt
$24.99
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Black Friday Survivor Tee – For the Holiday Warrior Who Lived to Tell the Tale
You did it.
You survived the one day of the year where normal humans transform into caffeinated gladiators armed with coupons, questionable judgment, and the belief that a television is worth emotional warfare. The crowds were unhinged. The sales were chaotic. The shopping carts were weapons. Yet here you are, alive, victorious, and only slightly traumatized.
This Black Friday Survivor tee is your badge of honor. It features Santa, a cheery snowman, and a very supportive reindeer who are all thrilled you made it out without a full mental collapse. Think of them as your emotional support holiday squad. They watched you sprint down aisles, dodge rogue children, and wrestle a stranger for the last discounted blender. They are proud of you. We all are.
This shirt is perfect for:
• The friend who treats Black Friday like a competitive sport
• Wearing while you retell the dramatic saga of “that time I fought a grandma for a waffle maker”
• Post chaos recovery on the couch with leftover pie
• Holiday parties where you want people to know you already did your time
• Gifting to someone who survived the retail trenches right beside you
Printed on a soft and comfortable tee so you can relax after your heroic ordeal. The design brings just the right mix of festive and unhinged. It is cheerful. It is chaotic. It is everything Black Friday truly is.
Celebrate your survival. Wear it proudly.
You earned this victory shirt with sweat, determination, and probably a few questionable life choices.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
