I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt – Funny Dog Mom Shirt & Dog Lover Gift
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I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today T-Shirt – Funny Dog Mom Shirt & Dog Lover Gift
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Some days are for people.
Today is not one of those days.
The “I’m Only Talking to My Dog Today” T-Shirt is made for dog moms, dog lovers, and anyone who knows their four-legged best friend is usually better company anyway. Funny, relatable, and perfectly sassy, this tee says exactly what you’re thinking before anyone even tries to start a conversation.
It’s a great everyday shirt for dog walks, coffee runs, errands, casual weekends, trips to the dog park, or those glorious days when your social battery is running on empty but your dog still gets unlimited access.
This funny dog mom tee also makes a great gift for the dog-obsessed woman in your life. Perfect as a dog mom gift, dog lover gift, pet mom shirt, birthday gift, Mother’s Day gift, Christmas gift, or funny gift for dog owners.
Because your dog listens.
Your dog doesn’t interrupt.
And your dog has never once asked you to “circle back.”
That’s enough reason for us.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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