🐾 "I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today" T-Shirt
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🐾 "I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today" T-Shirt
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- ThoughtMerch
Some days are for people. Today is NOT one of those days. 😉
At ThoughtMerch, we believe your dog is the best company you'll ever keep — and this tee says it loud (so you don't have to). Funny, sassy, and endlessly relatable, it's the perfect uniform for dog park runs, coffee errands, or those glorious low-social-battery days. 🐶☕
Because your dog listens, never interrupts, and has never once asked you to "circle back." 💛
Why you'll love it:
- 🎨 6 gorgeous colors: Pink, Baby Blue, Mint, Burnt Orange, True Royal & Black
- 📏 Inclusive sizing XS–3XL
- ✨ Soft, durable fabric with vibrant, long-lasting print
- 🎁 The ultimate dog mom, birthday, Mother's Day or Christmas gift
Carefully packaged and shipped fast through our global network (4–9 days) to arrive in perfect condition. 🚚
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Grab yours today — your dog already approves. 🐾👇
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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