This meeting could've been an Email t-shirt

Introducing the ultimate uniform for the perpetually unimpressed and the champions of efficiency: the "This meeting could've been an Email" T-shirt. This isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a statement, a manifesto for the modern office warrior who has sat through one too many pointless gatherings that could have easily been summarized in a three-line email.

Crafted for those who have mastered the art of appearing engaged while mentally calculating the number of hours they've lost to meetings about meetings, this T-shirt is perfect for anyone who's ever thought, "If I nod any harder, I'll need a neck brace." It's for the silent heroes who understand that "Let's circle back" is corporate speak for "I have no idea what's going on."

The "This meeting could've been an Email" tee is made from 100% eye-roll resistant fabric, ensuring it can withstand the deepest of sighs and the heaviest of eye rolls. It's soft enough for you to wear as you work from the comfort of your own home, avoiding meetings in person, and durable enough to hold up under the weight of your headphones as you pretend to listen to yet another PowerPoint presentation that's somehow both confusing and boring.

Wear this T-shirt as a subtle hint to your colleagues that time is precious, and so is your patience. It's the perfect attire for those days filled with back-to-back meetings that leave you wondering whether anyone actually remembers what work they're supposed to be doing. This tee isn't just clothing; it's a wearable protest sign against the tyranny of the unnecessary meeting culture.

So, to all the meeting skeptics, the efficiency experts, and the champions of brevity, this T-shirt is for you. It's a way to silently scream, "I could have been productive today!" Remember, in a world full of meetings, dare to be an email.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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