Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. t-shirt
$24.99 USD
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Introducing the "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." T-shirt – the ultimate fashion-forward accessory for the connoisseurs of quiet and the admirers of adhesive elegance. Ever wish you could turn down the volume on life? Well, now you can, with style!
This tee isn't just about making a fashion statement; it's a wearable declaration of your commitment to tranquility. Crafted from fabric as smooth as a stealthy exit from a tedious conversation, it's perfect for those moments when words become an overwhelming waterfall, and you find yourself daydreaming about a world where duct tape is the universal mute button.
Picture this: Your talkative colleague starts on another never-ending monologue about their weekend escapades, and you, the silent maestro, subtly point to your shirt. It's a polite way of saying, "Silence is golden, my friend, and duct tape is silver – consider this a sartorial hint."
Whether you're trapped in a social gathering, enduring a monotonous lecture, or just seeking solace from the constant buzz of daily life, this tee is your not-so-secret weapon. It sends a message loud and clear: "I'm here for the golden moments of silence, and should you exceed your allocated speaking time, rest assured, duct tape is on standby."
But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in an imaginary applause track for those times when your silent communication skills deserve a standing ovation. Because, let's be honest, sometimes the best conversations are the ones where everyone else is rendered speechless.
So, if you're ready to embrace the power of duct tape diplomacy and make a bold statement about the virtues of silence, the "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." T-shirt is your ticket to shutting it down in style. It's not just clothing; it's a fashion-forward hush-hush revolution.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This tee isn't just about making a fashion statement; it's a wearable declaration of your commitment to tranquility. Crafted from fabric as smooth as a stealthy exit from a tedious conversation, it's perfect for those moments when words become an overwhelming waterfall, and you find yourself daydreaming about a world where duct tape is the universal mute button.
Picture this: Your talkative colleague starts on another never-ending monologue about their weekend escapades, and you, the silent maestro, subtly point to your shirt. It's a polite way of saying, "Silence is golden, my friend, and duct tape is silver – consider this a sartorial hint."
Whether you're trapped in a social gathering, enduring a monotonous lecture, or just seeking solace from the constant buzz of daily life, this tee is your not-so-secret weapon. It sends a message loud and clear: "I'm here for the golden moments of silence, and should you exceed your allocated speaking time, rest assured, duct tape is on standby."
But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in an imaginary applause track for those times when your silent communication skills deserve a standing ovation. Because, let's be honest, sometimes the best conversations are the ones where everyone else is rendered speechless.
So, if you're ready to embrace the power of duct tape diplomacy and make a bold statement about the virtues of silence, the "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." T-shirt is your ticket to shutting it down in style. It's not just clothing; it's a fashion-forward hush-hush revolution.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. t-shirt