Rule #1: Trust No One T-shirt

Behold the "Rule #1: Trust No One" T-shirt—an absolute must-have for the skeptics, the cynics, and anyone who's been burned by trusting Karen from accounting that one time.

This shirt isn't just a garment; it's a crash course in survival tactics. Because in a world full of secrets, lies, and surprise office potlucks, trust is a rare commodity, my friend. The bold declaration on your chest is a daily reminder that people are about as reliable as a Wi-Fi connection in a thunderstorm.

Crafted from the softest fabric and infused with a touch of skepticism, this tee is so comfortable you'll start questioning if comfort itself is a conspiracy. The stylish design is perfect for blending in with the crowd while secretly side-eyeing everyone who comes your way.

Wear it to family gatherings, social events, or your next top-secret mission—because when Rule #1 is emblazoned across your chest, people will think twice before trying to sell you on the latest pyramid scheme or asking for your Wi-Fi password.

So, if you're ready to broadcast your commitment to the fine art of self-preservation, grab the "Rule #1: Trust No One" T-shirt. Because let's face it, trust is overrated, and this shirt is the perfect defense against becoming someone's next unsuspecting victim. Trust me, you need this shirt in your life. Or maybe don't trust me either. See, you're getting the hang of it already!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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