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Not today Heifer. Not my pasture. Not my bullshit T-shirt

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Introducing our 'Not today Heifer. Not my pasture. Not my bullshit' T-shirt – the perfect attire for those days when you're not just sassy, you're the sheriff of your own rodeo.

Wearing this tee is like strutting into the Wild West of life with a 'no-nonsense' attitude, letting the world know that you're not in the mood for any cattle-inspired drama. It's your stylish way of saying, 'This pasture is mine, and the bull stops here!'

Crafted with top-notch materials and a generous pinch of 'tude, this shirt is as comfortable as it is bold. The print is as in-your-face as your attitude, designed to withstand puzzled looks and the occasional 'Did they just say that?' whispers.

Whether you're wrangling problems, herding your own way, or just moseying through life with a sassy swagger, this tee is your sheriff's badge. It's not just clothing; it's your declaration of 'no-bull' empowerment – a message that says, 'I'm taking charge, and I don't have time for the nonsense.'

So, grab your 'Not today Heifer. Not my pasture. Not my bullshit' T-shirt and let your attire do the talking. It's not just fashion; it's your sassy lasso for life's 'heifers.' Wear it with pride and remind everyone that you're not just a cowboy; you're the rootin' tootin' ruler of your own range.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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Not today Heifer. Not my pasture. Not my bullshit T-shirt


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