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Nope, not today t-shirt

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Introducing the uniform of the unbothered and unimpressed – the "Nope. Not today." T-shirt! For those days when your spirit animal is a mix between a sloth and a grumpy cat. Why waste your breath saying what your shirt can silently scream for you?

This isn't just a T-shirt; it's a lifestyle statement. It's for the brave souls who have mastered the art of declining plans, dodging responsibilities, and avoiding human interaction with the grace of a gazelle – if that gazelle were really into Netflix and had a stash of snacks within reach.

Made from the softest fabric known to humankind (because let's face it, on a "Nope" day, comfort is king), this tee is perfect for lounging, procrastinating, and artfully dodging any semblance of productivity. It's like wearing a cozy fortress of solitude, but with a snarky message.

Whether it’s a Monday, a family reunion, or an unexpected video call, this shirt is your go-to defense. It's ideal for those times when your bed is your best friend and 'adulting' feels like climbing Mount Everest in flip-flops. With this shirt, you're not just avoiding life's little irritations; you're making a bold fashion statement while you do it.

And for those pesky extroverts who just don't get the hint? Just point to your chest and give them a smile. It’s a polite way of saying, “I’d rather listen to a fork in a garbage disposal than partake in whatever you're suggesting.”

So, if you’re ready to embrace the power of saying “Nope” with style, grab the "Nope. Not today." T-shirt. Remember, every time you wear it, an obligation gets its wings clipped. It's not just a T-shirt; it's a movement.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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Nope, not today t-shirt


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