Nope, not today t-shirt
$24.99 USD
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Introducing the uniform of the unbothered and unimpressed – the "Nope. Not today." T-shirt! For those days when your spirit animal is a mix between a sloth and a grumpy cat. Why waste your breath saying what your shirt can silently scream for you?
This isn't just a T-shirt; it's a lifestyle statement. It's for the brave souls who have mastered the art of declining plans, dodging responsibilities, and avoiding human interaction with the grace of a gazelle – if that gazelle were really into Netflix and had a stash of snacks within reach.
Made from the softest fabric known to humankind (because let's face it, on a "Nope" day, comfort is king), this tee is perfect for lounging, procrastinating, and artfully dodging any semblance of productivity. It's like wearing a cozy fortress of solitude, but with a snarky message.
Whether it’s a Monday, a family reunion, or an unexpected video call, this shirt is your go-to defense. It's ideal for those times when your bed is your best friend and 'adulting' feels like climbing Mount Everest in flip-flops. With this shirt, you're not just avoiding life's little irritations; you're making a bold fashion statement while you do it.
And for those pesky extroverts who just don't get the hint? Just point to your chest and give them a smile. It’s a polite way of saying, “I’d rather listen to a fork in a garbage disposal than partake in whatever you're suggesting.”
So, if you’re ready to embrace the power of saying “Nope” with style, grab the "Nope. Not today." T-shirt. Remember, every time you wear it, an obligation gets its wings clipped. It's not just a T-shirt; it's a movement.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This isn't just a T-shirt; it's a lifestyle statement. It's for the brave souls who have mastered the art of declining plans, dodging responsibilities, and avoiding human interaction with the grace of a gazelle – if that gazelle were really into Netflix and had a stash of snacks within reach.
Made from the softest fabric known to humankind (because let's face it, on a "Nope" day, comfort is king), this tee is perfect for lounging, procrastinating, and artfully dodging any semblance of productivity. It's like wearing a cozy fortress of solitude, but with a snarky message.
Whether it’s a Monday, a family reunion, or an unexpected video call, this shirt is your go-to defense. It's ideal for those times when your bed is your best friend and 'adulting' feels like climbing Mount Everest in flip-flops. With this shirt, you're not just avoiding life's little irritations; you're making a bold fashion statement while you do it.
And for those pesky extroverts who just don't get the hint? Just point to your chest and give them a smile. It’s a polite way of saying, “I’d rather listen to a fork in a garbage disposal than partake in whatever you're suggesting.”
So, if you’re ready to embrace the power of saying “Nope” with style, grab the "Nope. Not today." T-shirt. Remember, every time you wear it, an obligation gets its wings clipped. It's not just a T-shirt; it's a movement.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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Nope, not today t-shirt