I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already t-shirt
$24.99 USD
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Introducing our revolutionary T-shirt for all the trendsetting rebels out there: "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already." Because who needs a regular diet when you can have a whiskey one, right? Let's be real – counting calories is overrated, and we all know that the best way to shed those extra pounds is by sipping on some liquid courage.
This ain't your grandma's diet plan. No more salads, no more kale smoothies – just pure, unadulterated whiskey vibes. And guess what? You'll be shedding days off your calendar faster than you can say "bourbon." Who needs a summer body when you can have a whiskey body? Priorities, people.
Picture this: You, rocking this sassy tee, strolling into the party like you own the place. Heads turn, jaws drop, and everyone suddenly wants to know your secret. The secret is in the shirt, my friend – the epitome of high-proof fashion.
But hey, let's not forget the health benefits of a whiskey diet. It's not just about losing days; it's about gaining a whole new perspective on life. Feeling stressed? Just pour yourself a glass of optimism – the only therapy you'll ever need.
So, why bother with those mundane diets and workout routines when you can sport this masterpiece and let everyone know you're a rebel with a cause? Get ready to turn heads, break hearts, and defy the laws of both fashion and sobriety. Because, darling, you're not just wearing a T-shirt; you're making a statement. Cheers to a life less ordinary!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This ain't your grandma's diet plan. No more salads, no more kale smoothies – just pure, unadulterated whiskey vibes. And guess what? You'll be shedding days off your calendar faster than you can say "bourbon." Who needs a summer body when you can have a whiskey body? Priorities, people.
Picture this: You, rocking this sassy tee, strolling into the party like you own the place. Heads turn, jaws drop, and everyone suddenly wants to know your secret. The secret is in the shirt, my friend – the epitome of high-proof fashion.
But hey, let's not forget the health benefits of a whiskey diet. It's not just about losing days; it's about gaining a whole new perspective on life. Feeling stressed? Just pour yourself a glass of optimism – the only therapy you'll ever need.
So, why bother with those mundane diets and workout routines when you can sport this masterpiece and let everyone know you're a rebel with a cause? Get ready to turn heads, break hearts, and defy the laws of both fashion and sobriety. Because, darling, you're not just wearing a T-shirt; you're making a statement. Cheers to a life less ordinary!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already t-shirt