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I speak fluent passive-aggressive t-shirt

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Introducing the ultimate wardrobe staple for the master of subtle digs and the connoisseur of covert criticism: the "I speak fluent passive-aggressive" T-shirt. This isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a statement, a way of life, and a warning label all rolled into one comfortable, cotton masterpiece.

Designed for those who excel in the art of backhanded compliments, who can say "I'm fine" and instill a sense of impending doom, and whose ability to deliver a critique wrapped in a smile is unparalleled. This T-shirt is your new best friend, the perfect accessory to your arsenal of sighs, eye rolls, and "just kidding" barbs.

The "I speak fluent passive-aggressive" tee is crafted from the finest fabric, soft enough to comfort you after pretending you’re not upset and durable enough to withstand the strain of holding all those "nothing’s wrong" and "whatever you think is best" comments inside. It's versatile, ideal for various occasions: family gatherings, work meetings, and even those moments when you're silently judging someone’s life choices.

This T-shirt is perfect for anyone who has mastered the delicate dance of saying something nice followed by something not so nice, all while maintaining an angelic smile. It's for the passive-aggressive Picasso, the folks who could give a masterclass in the subtle art of "bless your heart."

Wear the "I speak fluent passive-aggressive" T-shirt as a proud declaration of your linguistic prowess, or as a public service announcement to others to tread lightly around you. It's a conversation starter, a way to make new friends (or maybe enemies), and a testament to your unique skill set.

So, to all the sarcastic souls, the masters of the implied eye roll, and the architects of ambiguity, this T-shirt is for you. It's a way to embrace your inner passive-aggressive spirit, to show the world your gift of gab, and to remind everyone that sometimes, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a well-timed passive-aggressive comment is mightier still.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
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I speak fluent passive-aggressive t-shirt


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