I speak 2 languages fluently... Sarcasm & Profanity t-shirt
$24.99 USD
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Introducing our latest masterpiece for the linguistic virtuosos out there: "I speak 2 languages fluently... Sarcasm & Profanity." Because who needs Rosetta Stone when you've got a mouth like a sailor and a PhD in sass?
Picture this: You, strolling into a conversation armed with the sharp wit of sarcasm and the colorful vocabulary of a seasoned sailor. The Mona Lisa? Psh, it's got nothing on your linguistic masterpiece.
This tee isn't just a garment; it's a linguistic adventure. Fluent in sarcasm? Check. Profanity pro? Double-check. You're basically a walking, talking linguistic revolution. Move over, Shakespeare; there's a new wordsmith in town.
Worried about cultural misunderstandings? Don't be. With this shirt, you transcend borders and break language barriers – because sarcasm and profanity are universal. It's like a secret code for the cool kids, and you, my friend, hold the key.
But let's not forget the practical side of things. Need a quick comeback? Check your chest. Want to express your feelings with flair? Point to the shirt. It's not just an outfit; it's a communication tool for the modern, linguistically gifted human.
So, why limit yourself to just one language when you can effortlessly navigate the intricacies of sarcasm and profanity? Get ready to charm, offend, and conquer the world one brilliantly spoken word at a time. Because, darling, you're not just wearing a T-shirt; you're making a statement. Talk dirty and sarcastic – it's a language everyone understands.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Picture this: You, strolling into a conversation armed with the sharp wit of sarcasm and the colorful vocabulary of a seasoned sailor. The Mona Lisa? Psh, it's got nothing on your linguistic masterpiece.
This tee isn't just a garment; it's a linguistic adventure. Fluent in sarcasm? Check. Profanity pro? Double-check. You're basically a walking, talking linguistic revolution. Move over, Shakespeare; there's a new wordsmith in town.
Worried about cultural misunderstandings? Don't be. With this shirt, you transcend borders and break language barriers – because sarcasm and profanity are universal. It's like a secret code for the cool kids, and you, my friend, hold the key.
But let's not forget the practical side of things. Need a quick comeback? Check your chest. Want to express your feelings with flair? Point to the shirt. It's not just an outfit; it's a communication tool for the modern, linguistically gifted human.
So, why limit yourself to just one language when you can effortlessly navigate the intricacies of sarcasm and profanity? Get ready to charm, offend, and conquer the world one brilliantly spoken word at a time. Because, darling, you're not just wearing a T-shirt; you're making a statement. Talk dirty and sarcastic – it's a language everyone understands.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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I speak 2 languages fluently... Sarcasm & Profanity t-shirt