I act completely calm but in my mind... I'm holding a chainsaw t-shirt
$24.99 USD
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Introducing our latest fashion masterpiece – the "I act completely calm but in my mind... I'm holding a chainsaw" T-shirt! Because who needs actual serenity when you can just pretend, am I right?
Picture this: You, strolling through life with the grace of a swan, wearing an innocent smile while secretly revving up a mental chainsaw. Oh, the tranquility! This shirt is not just a piece of fabric; it's a bold declaration that says, "I've mastered the art of composure, but deep down, it's a lumberjack party up in my brain."
Crafted with the finest cotton, this tee ensures you stay cool and collected on the outside, while your internal chainsaw orchestra plays a symphony of chaos. It's perfect for those moments when you're asked, "How do you stay so calm?" – just point to the shirt and say, "It's a lifestyle, darling."
Whether you're attending a yoga class, a business meeting, or a family reunion, this shirt is your ticket to maintaining an air of zen while mentally revving up your metaphorical chainsaw like a true lumberjack ninja. Who needs mindfulness meditation when you have a wardrobe that speaks volumes about your inner turmoil?
But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in a virtual eye roll absolutely free. Because let's face it, maintaining this level of calmness takes skill – and maybe a touch of sarcasm.
So, if you're ready to showcase your inner lumberjack in the most composed way possible, grab the "I act completely calm but in my mind... I'm holding a chainsaw" T-shirt. Remember, it's not just a shirt; it's a lifestyle choice for those who prefer their sanity with a side of sass.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Picture this: You, strolling through life with the grace of a swan, wearing an innocent smile while secretly revving up a mental chainsaw. Oh, the tranquility! This shirt is not just a piece of fabric; it's a bold declaration that says, "I've mastered the art of composure, but deep down, it's a lumberjack party up in my brain."
Crafted with the finest cotton, this tee ensures you stay cool and collected on the outside, while your internal chainsaw orchestra plays a symphony of chaos. It's perfect for those moments when you're asked, "How do you stay so calm?" – just point to the shirt and say, "It's a lifestyle, darling."
Whether you're attending a yoga class, a business meeting, or a family reunion, this shirt is your ticket to maintaining an air of zen while mentally revving up your metaphorical chainsaw like a true lumberjack ninja. Who needs mindfulness meditation when you have a wardrobe that speaks volumes about your inner turmoil?
But wait, there's more! Order now, and we'll throw in a virtual eye roll absolutely free. Because let's face it, maintaining this level of calmness takes skill – and maybe a touch of sarcasm.
So, if you're ready to showcase your inner lumberjack in the most composed way possible, grab the "I act completely calm but in my mind... I'm holding a chainsaw" T-shirt. Remember, it's not just a shirt; it's a lifestyle choice for those who prefer their sanity with a side of sass.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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I act completely calm but in my mind... I'm holding a chainsaw t-shirt