I act completely calm but in my mind… I’m holding a chainsaw t-shirt

Introducing our latest fashion masterpiece – the “I act completely calm but in my mind… I’m holding a chainsaw” T-shirt! Because who needs actual serenity when you can just pretend, am I right?

Picture this: You, strolling through life with the grace of a swan, wearing an innocent smile while secretly revving up a mental chainsaw. Oh, the tranquility! This shirt is not just a piece of fabric; it’s a bold declaration that says, “I’ve mastered the art of composure, but deep down, it’s a lumberjack party up in my brain.”

Crafted with the finest cotton, this tee ensures you stay cool and collected on the outside, while your internal chainsaw orchestra plays a symphony of chaos. It’s perfect for those moments when you’re asked, “How do you stay so calm?” – just point to the shirt and say, “It’s a lifestyle, darling.”

Whether you’re attending a yoga class, a business meeting, or a family reunion, this shirt is your ticket to maintaining an air of zen while mentally revving up your metaphorical chainsaw like a true lumberjack ninja. Who needs mindfulness meditation when you have a wardrobe that speaks volumes about your inner turmoil?

But wait, there’s more! Order now, and we’ll throw in a virtual eye roll absolutely free. Because let’s face it, maintaining this level of calmness takes skill – and maybe a touch of sarcasm.

So, if you’re ready to showcase your inner lumberjack in the most composed way possible, grab the “I act completely calm but in my mind… I’m holding a chainsaw” T-shirt. Remember, it’s not just a shirt; it’s a lifestyle choice for those who prefer their sanity with a side of sass.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!