Call me the Anti-handyman. I don't fix things; I BREAK THEM. t-shirt
$24.99 USD
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Introducing the T-shirt that's about to redefine your DIY game: "Call me the Anti-handyman. I don't fix things; I BREAK THEM." Because why bother with repairs when you can make a bold statement about your unique skill set?
Crafted from a fabric that's as durable as your knack for unintentional destruction, this shirt is the perfect attire for anyone tired of pretending to be a handyman. Forget about fixing leaks, repairing shelves, or assembling furniture without extra screws. It's time to embrace the chaos and proudly declare, "I'm not here to mend; I'm here to demolish!"
Imagine the looks of awe and bewilderment as you confidently stroll through the wreckage of your failed attempts at home improvement, sporting the badge of honor that is this T-shirt. It's not just clothing; it's a manifesto of your commitment to breaking things with unparalleled expertise.
This isn't your average tee; it's a fashion statement for those who've accepted that hammers and nails are best left to the pros. Why bother with fixing when you can revel in the glorious sound of things falling apart?
So, if you're ready to ditch the toolbox and embrace your inner wrecking ball, this T-shirt is your uniform. It won't turn you into a handyman, but it will turn heads and, quite possibly, raise a few eyebrows. Get yours now and let the demolition begin!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Crafted from a fabric that's as durable as your knack for unintentional destruction, this shirt is the perfect attire for anyone tired of pretending to be a handyman. Forget about fixing leaks, repairing shelves, or assembling furniture without extra screws. It's time to embrace the chaos and proudly declare, "I'm not here to mend; I'm here to demolish!"
Imagine the looks of awe and bewilderment as you confidently stroll through the wreckage of your failed attempts at home improvement, sporting the badge of honor that is this T-shirt. It's not just clothing; it's a manifesto of your commitment to breaking things with unparalleled expertise.
This isn't your average tee; it's a fashion statement for those who've accepted that hammers and nails are best left to the pros. Why bother with fixing when you can revel in the glorious sound of things falling apart?
So, if you're ready to ditch the toolbox and embrace your inner wrecking ball, this T-shirt is your uniform. It won't turn you into a handyman, but it will turn heads and, quite possibly, raise a few eyebrows. Get yours now and let the demolition begin!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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Call me the Anti-handyman. I don't fix things; I BREAK THEM. t-shirt