Toxic Productivity - Thought Merch

Toxic Productivity Is Out of Control...
So Are These Tees.

Only Available Until 7/31!

After That... They're Just Regret and Screenshots.

Sale has ended!!

The Clock Is Ticking. Your Burnout Has Never Looked Better.

The Toxic Productivity Collection is only here until 7/31.
Then it's gone like your last shred of motivation.

Wear your burnout like it matters.

You’ve been grinding. You’ve been coping. You’ve been professionally pretending everything’s fine.

This collection is for you — the high-functioning, emotionally dehydrated legends barely holding it together.

8 painfully accurate slogan tees.
All black. All blunt. All soft enough to cry in.

No clichés. No “Rise and Grind.”
Just deeply relatable anti-motivation printed on Bella + Canvas.

Toxic Productivity Sucks. These Shirts Don’t.

Snarky burnout merch for people who’ve had enough of hustle culture.

Suck at Something Today. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
Fail loudly. Heal later.
This burnout-core tee celebrates the suck.
It’s not pretty, but it’s growth. Probably.

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No Pressure… | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
Just a casual mental breakdown in wearable form.
This burnout-core tee makes pressure look painfully chic.
Don’t mess it up. (Kidding… but also, don’t.)

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Done is Better Than Perfect. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
Ship the thing. Regret nothing.
This burnout-core tee is a love letter to imperfection.
Perfection’s a myth. You’re the moment.

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Risk Looking Stupid. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
Confidence is a scam. Just do it anyway.
This burnout-core tee was made for awkward icons in the making.
Yes, everyone’s already judging you. Now be fabulous.

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Action Cures Fear. Or Distracts You… | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
If you’re moving, you’re not spiraling.
This burnout-core tee was built for high-functioning fear.
Stylish distraction sold separately.

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Grind Now. Complain Forever. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
Work now, spiral later.
This black burnout-core tee lets the world know you’re productive, bitter…
…and dangerously close to writing a resignation letter in Comic Sans.

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Hustle in Silence. Cry in Public. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
Move in silence. Break down in style.
This black tee is soft, savage, and extremely not okay.
Warning: may cause emotional oversharing in public restrooms.

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Work Hard. Feel Nothing. | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt
Your daily uniform for emotional detachment.
Soft, black, and aggressively honest.
Warning: May trigger unsolicited check-ins from coworkers.

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