Introducing our “Superhero? No. Just super sarcastic” T-shirt – because not all heroes wear capes, some just wield a wicked sense of sarcasm. Embrace your superpower: the ability to deliver cutting remarks and eye-rolling comebacks faster than a speeding bullet.

Made from a material softer than the hearts you’ve shattered with your razor-sharp wit, this shirt is your uniform for a life of snarky comments and deadpan delivery. It’s not just a garment; it’s a proclamation to the world that you’re not here to save the day, you’re here to save everyone from taking themselves too seriously.

Picture this: you, striding into a room with the confidence of someone who knows they’re not a superhero but damn, they’re super at being sarcastic. The spotlight may not be on you, but the eye rolls certainly will be.

This T-shirt isn’t about being faster than a speeding locomotive or leaping tall buildings in a single bound. It’s about having the uncanny ability to turn even the most serious situations into a sarcastic quip. Your superpower? Making people laugh and cringe simultaneously.

So, if you’re tired of the whole superhero charade and prefer a life of dry humor and witty retorts, this shirt is your sidekick. It won’t give you super strength, but it will give you the power to mock with style. Because who needs a cape when you’ve got sarcasm? Get yours now and let the eye rolls begin.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!