Introducing the perfect attire for those who have chosen the path less traveled, more cluttered, and without any clear direction: the “Freelancer: Because ‘Masochist’ wasn’t a job title” T-shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the brave souls who have ventured into the world of freelancing, where the only thing more unpredictable than your income is your sleep schedule.

Designed for the modern-day warrior who battles against the tyranny of 9-to-5 jobs, this T-shirt is perfect for those who have ever thought, “Why work for someone else when I can work for everyone else, all at once, without job security?” It’s for the daring individuals who view deadlines as mere suggestions and consider a balanced diet to be coffee in one hand and a smartphone in the other.

The “Freelancer: Because ‘Masochist’ wasn’t a job title” tee is crafted from 100% cotton, symbolizing the pure, unadulterated optimism required to check your email at 3 AM, hoping for a reply from a client who still thinks Internet Explorer is a cutting-edge browser. This shirt is soft enough to sleep in, because, let’s face it, your couch has become your second bed, and durable enough to withstand the tears of joy when a client actually pays on time.

Wear this T-shirt as a reminder of your unique career choice, where you’re the boss, the employee, and the HR department all rolled into one. It’s a gentle nudge to yourself that, despite the challenges, you’ve chosen freedom over stability, passion over predictability, and caffeine over, well, everything else.

So, to all the freelancers out there, navigating the high seas of self-employment without a compass, this T-shirt is for you. It’s a way to proudly declare that while “Masochist” might not be on your business card, you’re no stranger to pain… and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Remember, in the world of freelancing, every day is an adventure, especially when it comes to finding your next gig. Wear your masochism with pride.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!