Introducing the T-shirt that every self-respecting freelancer needs in their wardrobe arsenal: “Freelancing: Because I love asking myself for a raise.” This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement, a lifestyle, and a one-liner that perfectly encapsulates the joyous masochism of being your own boss.

Crafted for the brave souls who have ventured into the wild world of freelancing, where every day is a battle, every invoice is a victory, and every client meeting is… well, let’s not go there. This T-shirt is for the modern-day warriors who juggle projects like a circus act, chase payments with the tenacity of a bounty hunter, and still somehow manage to ask themselves for a raise without laughing.

The “Freelancing: Because I love asking myself for a raise” tee is made from 100% premium cotton, which is great for those long hours spent in the home office (a.k.a. your kitchen table) or those coffee shop sessions where you pretend to be working but are actually just enjoying the free Wi-Fi. It’s comfortable enough for the endless hours you’ll spend waiting for client feedback and durable enough to withstand the cringing as you read through the latest round of revisions.

This T-shirt is perfect for anyone who has experienced the rollercoaster ride of freelancing, from the dizzying highs of winning a new project to the terrifying lows of realizing you’ve accidentally spent your entire day watching cat videos. Wear it as a badge of honor, a conversation starter, or a not-so-subtle hint that yes, you would indeed like to be paid on time.

So, to all the freelancers out there who thrive on the thrill of the chase, who relish the challenge of managing themselves, and who have ever had the unique pleasure of negotiating their worth with the toughest boss of all (themselves), this T-shirt is for you. It’s a reminder that while freelancing may not always be easy, it’s always worth it. Especially when you finally agree to give yourself that well-deserved raise.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!