If you’re moving, you’re not spiraling.
This burnout-core tee was built for high-functioning fear.
Stylish distraction sold separately.

Action Cures Fear. Or Distracts You… | Burnout Core Unisex T-Shirt

$24.99

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Let’s be real — your entire personality is a checklist at this point.
You don’t face your fears. You outwork them, outpace them, and hope they forget you exist.

This shirt is for the chronically avoidant go-getter who’s three Google Calendar events away from an identity crisis.
You stay busy. You stay productive. You stay anxious. And guess what?
The fear never leaves — it just becomes background noise while you reorganize your Notion dashboard at 2am.

You’ve done the work:

  • Started five projects instead of finishing one
  • Cleaned your inbox instead of answering that one terrifying email
  • Told yourself, “just stay in motion,” like a motivational shark with a LinkedIn account

And where has it led you?
Straight into a to-do list-shaped coping mechanism.
This shirt gets it. Action cures fear. Or distracts you. Either way, you’re doing something.

Wear it when you’re too self-aware for toxic positivity, but still too scared to sit still.
It’s a tribute to the over-functioning avoidance experts who call it “being proactive.”

This isn’t a shirt for people who meditate.
It’s for the ones who schedule their feelings and cancel last-minute.

Basic Info:

  • Unisex Staple T-Shirt by Bella + Canvas (3001)
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (soft enough to silence your panic for 4–6 hours)
  • Retail fit, side-seamed, pre-shrunk, ethically produced
  • True to size — fits anxiety in all forms
  • Printed in white on black — bold like your denial

Who’s It For?

  • Hyperproductive perfectionists
  • Startup founders with 14 open tabs and no sleep
  • Creatives who haven’t sat still since 2018
  • Anyone who’s ever said “I just need to stay busy” while shaking slightly

Laundry Care:

  • Wash in cold water, like your therapist’s stare
  • Tumble dry low, like your personal boundaries
  • Do not bleach unless you’re ready for emotional exposure

This is your uniform for showing up, shutting down…
And looking incredible while doing both.
It’s self-expression for the emotionally allergic.
It’s fashion for people whose favorite hobby is overfunctioning in front of strangers.

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