Ah yes, the relationship status that actually matters. While some people are out here swiping left, right, and spiraling into existential crises over “what are we?” texts, you’ve already got the real love of your life—your dog. No mixed signals, no ghosting, just pure, unconditional love… and a slight obsession with treats.

While others are planning date nights with humans who don’t text back, you’re spending your evenings in the best possible way: in sweatpants, binge-watching your favorite show, with a snoring, drooling fur baby curled up next to you. No drama, no unnecessary complications—just a loyal companion who always answers your texts (even if it’s just by stepping on your phone).

This shirt is for the proud dog moms who know they’ve already won at life. Who needs flowers when you’ve got paws? Who needs deep conversations when you can have heart-to-hearts with your pup while they stare into your soul for snacks? Let the world know that your heart is taken—by someone with four legs and an adorable tendency to steal your bed.

Key Features:
🐶 Dog Mom Pride – Because your fur baby is way better than any Tinder date.
😏 Witty & Sarcastic – Just like your texts to your dog when you’re at work.
🐾 Soft, Comfy, and Cuddle-Approved – Perfect for snuggling your true soulmate.
✅ Relationship Status: Upgraded – Because “Taken” could never compete with “Dog Mom.”

Wear this and watch as fellow dog moms nod in solidarity, while everyone else just wonders why their relationships don’t bring them the same level of happiness. Spoiler alert: Because they don’t have a dog. 🐕💅

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!